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Afghanistan Finds Appropriate Use For Old Korans: Recycle Into Toilet Paper

I found this story amusing and surprising. I’ve always said that the most appropriate use for the Koran was as toilet paper. I have also said that it is outrageous that guards at Guantanamo must wear white gloves when they handle a Koran, because that gives Muslims the wrong impression. It gives them the impression that we respect the Koran and Islam, which are things that we certainly should not do. The Koran is nothing more than the rantings of an insane, epileptic, barbarian, megalomaniac, misogynist, pedophile. Basically, any time he had a fit, or needed some justification to do something barbaric, like force his adopted son to divorce his beautiful bride so that the madman, Mohammad, could marry her, he had his sock puppet, Allah, “reveal” a convenient verse.

The Koran was not put into writing until at least a few decades after the death of Mohammad, and the final edition, with the final cuts as to what was to be in the Koran and what was to be left out, was not complete until several hundred years after his death. Because much of the content was forgotten and thus lost, and some was edited out for various political reasons, the final text is almost impossible to understand. It even has some words that make no sense at all, since the origin, language, and meaning of some words is not known. Contrary to the Muslim belief that it is a perfect book, it is a garbled diatribe that makes Allah look like an uneducated, ignorant moron. But, since Mohammad was illiterate, and the Koran is nothing more than the words of Mohammad’s alter ego, Allah, what would you expect?

But, we have recently heard about all of the rioting and murdering of innocent people in Afghanistan because Pastor Jones burned a Koran in Florida. But now we learn that Muslims in Afghanistan have actually been turning old Korans into toilet paper! Muslims don’t get much right, but at least they got this right.

Three Afghans held for disrespecting Qur’anThree people have been arrested as officials probe claims that a paper mill in Afghanistan recycled copies of the Holy Qur’an into toilet paper, the attorney general’s office said yesterday. Around 1,000 angry demonstrators, some throwing stones, held a protest on Monday at the mill on the outskirts of Kabul, leaving the building partially destroyed. Copies of the Qur’an were found inside the factory, Kabul police spokesman Hashmat Stanikzai said, adding that no-one was injured in the protest. “The attorney general’s office and Kabul police have jointly tasked a delegation to investigate the alleged disrespect to our holy book in that factory,” a spokesman said.

 

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  1. robert says:

    “The Koran was not put into writing until at least a few decades after the death of Mohammad, and the final edition, with the final cuts as to what was to be in the Koran and what was to be left out, was not complete until several hundred years after his death. Because much of the content was forgotten and thus lost, and some was edited out for various political reasons,”

    The same is true of the Bible. Fortunately,the majority those who preach the Christian faith have the benefit of an education other than a religious one.
    (The odd mad pastor excepted)

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