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Massive Nude Checkins (Fleshmobs) May Be Best Way To Defeat TSA Abuse

I’ve already written about how the TSA is totally out of control with their naked body scanners and sexual assault if you refuse the naked body scanner. I’ve said that all Americans should simply refuse to submit to the naked body scanner and the sexual assault. You will loose your seat, and may get fined, but such civil disobedience is needed to stop this totally unconstitutional breach of our liberties. (I’m sure the ACLU and other lawyers will be lining up to help you to win enough of a settlement from the government for their breach of the constitution to enable you to retire comfortably if you refuse the naked body scanner and the sexual assault, so maybe buying a ticket and refusing the scan and assault may be a good move for the millions that the government’s policies have caused to be unemployed.) As many now know, November 24 has been designated as national “Opt Out Day“. On this day, hopefully, tens of thousands of travelers will say “HELL NO” to the TSA and the way that they have totally destroyed the protections of the fourth amendment, making the traveling public “guilty until proven innocent.” If this happens, air travel will grind to a halt, and the government will have to correct it’s ways. Already, many people, including myself, have decided that we will not fly commercially until the situation is corrected.

But, while searching the web, and thinking about the situation, perhaps there is a better way. Since Americans are so totally anal, and revolted by naked bodies (of course, even I would be revolted by many naked bodies, but not all), perhaps the best move might actually be to play into the hands of the government. Simply show up nude for your flight! Since some TSA employee is going to see you naked, anyway, why not let others see your naked body? And, this is not without precedent. After the naked body scanners were announced, “fleshmobs” were formed in a German airport as a form of protest. Simply stated, passengers showed up for their flight in various forms of undress, as shown by the following video. If this was repeated in hundreds of US airports, perhaps on November 24, but any given day would work, it would probably do more to drive some fear and sense into the government than people who simply refuse to be scanned or molested. After all, if you’re going to be seen naked by a stranger who works for the TSA, why not strut your stuff in front of everyone? Of course, this will still not prevent an ass bomb, which al Qaeda has already used, but it will prevent Muslims from boarding your flight with you, since CAIR (Conspiring Assortment of Islamist Reactionaries) has already told Muslim women wearing burkas or hijabs that they cannot allow TSA screeners to do anything more than feel around their head and neck, let alone go through a naked body scanner. They even recommended that the Muslims perform a “self inspection”. Yea, that will work!? Muslims, as we all know, are exactly those who need to be screened. And, since they are so squeamish about seeing naked bodies, you can be pretty sure they won’t get on a plane with a bunch of naked passengers. Thus,  going through TSA screening without your clothes, along with going without your shoes, should prevent your flight from being blown out of the sky by an ass bomb, such as the one that Ibrahim al-Asieri, the man who built the toner cartridge bombs, inserted into the rectum of Abdullah al-Asiri, his younger brother . That bomb was detonated in the office of Prince Mohammed bin Nayef, of Saudi Arabia, in August of 2009. That ass bomb blew up the younger brother, but the giant fart only injured Prince Nayef.

The more I think about this, the more I like the idea. “They will not control us. We will be victorious.”

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